{"id":400,"date":"2012-01-06T01:18:20","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T06:18:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/?p=400"},"modified":"2016-04-10T17:44:13","modified_gmt":"2016-04-10T21:44:13","slug":"yoga-postures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/2012\/01\/yoga-postures\/","title":{"rendered":"Yoga on TV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tammy,<\/p>\n<p>Last night I was watching a movie on tv.\u00a0 A commercial came on for an allergy medication.\u00a0 The actress was doing downward dog and a canine approached her.\u00a0 It was ironic and funny,well, if you\u2019re into yoga.<\/p>\n<p>What other poses could be shown on tv?<\/p>\n<p>For an insurance company commercial:\u00a0 how about while the actress is in plank pose, a thief removes her diamond tennis bracelet?<\/p>\n<p>For a Spike TV promo:\u00a0 how about a dog peeing on an actress in tree pose?<\/p>\n<p>A promo for one of those Saturday morning fishing shows on Versus:\u00a0 how about while the actress does fish pose at beach yoga, a trout washes ashore near the yoga mat?\u00a0 What is the Sanskrit word for gooey and smelly?\u00a0 The actress then starts doing pranayamic breathing with her fingers on her nostrils.<\/p>\n<p>For a Law &amp; Order crime:\u00a0 How about a car-jacking scene in Times Square with the jumbotron in the background showing full wheel pose?<\/p>\n<p>How about during the writing of these emails someone does a headstand near me and asks why nobody else has come up with these ideas?<\/p>\n<p>Gary Kahn<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tammy, Last night I was watching a movie on tv.\u00a0 A commercial came on for an allergy medication.\u00a0 The actress was doing downward dog and a canine approached her.\u00a0 It was ironic and funny,well, if you\u2019re into yoga. What other poses could be shown on tv? For an insurance company commercial:\u00a0 how about while the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[23,24,12,19,47,8],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-is-yoga-3","tag-breathing","tag-pranayama","tag-what-is-yoga","tag-yoga-blog","tag-yoga-laugh","tag-yoga-pose"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":632,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions\/632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}