Tammy,<\/p>\n
How was your vacation?\u00a0 I am sick again.<\/p>\n
For the first time in a few days I left the house yesterday.\u00a0 I went to the grocery store for some sickness supplies.\u00a0 I walked through many aisles to the back of the store.\u00a0 All of a sudden my hands were over my head and I stood up tall in Mountain pose.\u00a0 This was followed by a swan dive after which I folded over into Uttanasana pose.\u00a0 <\/em>My girlfriend was shrieking and hiding.<\/p>\n Does this mean that through your classes I have become a yogi?\u00a0 After all, I don’t do yoga at home.\u00a0 Why did this urge come up when I was light headed in the refrigeration section of the grocery store?\u00a0 Is yoga now part of my heart center?<\/p>\n Still in the refrigerated section of the store, I looked down at one of the shelves and found the cheeses and other cold stuff.\u00a0 Lo and behold I also saw an Einstein Bagels bag.\u00a0 Hmmm I thought: a bomb in a grocery store?\u00a0 Let’s do some national security work and see what’s in the out-of-place bag.\u00a0 I mean, why would a sack from a foreign food seller be found in this grocery store?\u00a0 After much trepidation and careful maneuvering, a bagel was found inside the bag.\u00a0 Now, I know sometimes people take an item from one part of the store and when they don’t want it, drop it off in another part of the same store.\u00a0 This was clearly not the same store.\u00a0 Perhaps somebody with Alzheimer’s disease forgot what store they were in.\u00a0 Or maybe somebody else was more sick than yours truly and did a full yoga class in the store, but forgot to take their pre-bought-post-shavasana bagel with them.\u00a0 Have you ever heard of yoga having this effect on people?<\/p>\n Unfortunately and perhaps needless to say, I won’t be in your class tonight and hopefully will do fully monitored vinyasas, mountain and other poses in your class soon.<\/p>\n Gary Kahn<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Tammy, How was your vacation?\u00a0 I am sick again. For the first time in a few days I left the house yesterday.\u00a0 I went to the grocery store for some sickness supplies.\u00a0 I walked through many aisles to the back of the store.\u00a0 All of a sudden my hands were over my head and I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4,3],"tags":[18,9,8,17],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meditation","category-yoga-class-2","category-yoga-pose-2","tag-shavasana","tag-uttanasana","tag-yoga-pose","tag-yoga-store"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":685,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions\/685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garykahn.net\/yoga\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}