Tammy,<\/p>\n
I went to a Halloween party.<\/p>\n
There were a few new topical costumes.\u00a0 Osama Bin Laden was there and that of course brought the Navy Seals (though some of these guys must have been on a 2 week pass as they had quite the stomachs).\u00a0 Justin Bieber was the favorite for men in their 30\u2019s as they hoped to score with much younger girls.\u00a0 Amy Winehouse look-alikes seemed to be accompanied by the return of the Kurt Cobain guys.<\/p>\n
As I walked around the main room of the party, I saw something in the corner. \u00a0It was dark, with blood-red splotches, and looked like a large, strewn out, rag doll.\u00a0 Immediately I thought of a gruesome opening crime scene from Law & Order:\u00a0 Special Victims Unit.\u00a0 \u00a0I went over to the thing and heard what sounded like loud, troubled, breathing.\u00a0 Then I heard the words, half dragonfly.\u00a0 My brain said \u2018what\u2019s that?\u2019\u00a0 The person\u2019s head popped up and I noticed a scarring on the forehead and fake blood oozing out of the neck and cheek.\u00a0 Finally the woman said, \u201cI\u2019m a yoga teacher and the pose is half dragonfly.\u201d\u00a0 I didn\u2019t know what pose she was talking about.\u00a0 She said, \u201cPlease, either get down and do what I\u2019m doing or let me practice in peace.\u201d\u00a0 I decided to try it.\u00a0 Without warming up I was tight but felt stretched out.\u00a0 We stayed like this for a while.\u00a0 We were moving to do the other side of the body when I noticed lots of people had suddenly crowded around us wondering what was going on.\u00a0 Maybe they expected some sort of Caligula show.\u00a0 I got freaked.\u00a0 I quickly thanked the ghoulish yoga teacher and exited; leaving my pride and strange party activity on the floor.\u00a0 Is there any possibility the people with camera phones at the party don\u2019t know how to upload anything to Facebook, YouTube, or Twitter?<\/p>\n
Tammy, I went to a Halloween party. There were a few new topical costumes.\u00a0 Osama Bin Laden was there and that of course brought the Navy Seals (though some of these guys must have been on a 2 week pass as they had quite the stomachs).\u00a0 Justin Bieber was the favorite for men in their […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[35,12,20],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yoga-pose-2","tag-halloween-yoga","tag-what-is-yoga","tag-yoga-teacher-2"],"yoast_head":"\n